Well, how do you do there, pretty lady? Now, why don't ya lend me pretty little ear and listens here, for just one bit, won't ya? Seems to me you've been missing that strong yet gentle touch, that shoulder to cry on, an arm to hold onto. You see, I can fix that. Are you in need of work around the house? Well, I can fix that. Are you ready to be waited on, hand and foot? Well, I can fix that. Have you been yearning for that deep meaningful conversation? Well, I can fix that. Do your Gutters need cleaning, Can your walls stand a touch-up, are your pipes clogged? Oh yeah, I can fix that too, Sweetheart.
